Plan B Podcast

#67 - The Army Forgot I ExistedThis week the boys are back, and apparently the best friends you can have are the ones who own boats.James and Wylie kick things off discussing when Plan B deserves its own uniforms, why Bunnings might be marketing geniuses, and whether a bucket with a spinning seat is one of the greatest inventions ever made.Then Wylie takes us back to his time in the army.From carrying ridiculous amounts of gear and going days without sleep to soldiers hallucinating, falling asleep standing up, and the time Wylie accidentally slept through his duties while everyone else was out working in the rain.And somehow, he got away with it.Finally, the boys tackle a slightly darker question: if you only had 24 hours left to live, would you tell anyone? Or would you spend your final day driving supercars, having fun and leaving everyone incredibly confused?Just another completely normal conversation on Plan B.—Welcome to Plan B.Because Plan A can get f'd.Two mates having the conversations you'd normally have after a few beers — unfiltered opinions, questionable takes, dumb ideas, and the occasional moment of accidental wisdom.No experts. No scripts. No pretending we know what we're talking about.Just real conversations, good banter, and whatever rabbit hole we end up going down.🎙️ New episodes every Monday.👇 Watch, listen, and follow alonghttps://linktr.ee/planbpoddy

#66 - WE REALLY DON'T KNOW

This week the boys start by questioning whether Plan A might actually be the better option.

After years of questionable financial decisions, career changes and spending money like millionaires, James and Wylie have to admit that some people actually have their shit together.

But things quickly go off the rails.

Why do we force ourselves to like beer? Is a three-day golf trip actually a holiday? How painful are tattoos? If you could delete one animal from existence, what would it be?

Then things get even more ridiculous.

Are sharks actually attacking people or just defending their homes? How did trees exist before grass? How do scientists know what dinosaurs sounded like? And how the fuck can you travel into the future if it hasn't happened yet?

By the end, the boys come to one very important conclusion.

We really don't know.

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Welcome to Plan B.

Because Plan A can get f'd.

Two mates having the conversations you'd normally have after a few beers — unfiltered opinions, questionable takes, dumb ideas, and the occasional moment of accidental wisdom.

No experts. No scripts. No pretending we know what we're talking about.

Just real conversations, good banter, and whatever rabbit hole we end up going down.

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This week the boys attempt something nobody asked them to do: design the perfect pub.

It starts reasonably enough. Coastal location, ocean views, cheap beers, a massive beer garden and somewhere you can walk straight in from the beach.

Then things escalate.

Free pool tables. Darts. Buck Hunter. Live music. Sport on every TV. Cheap shirts for anyone who accidentally turns a Sunday session into a night out. A better smoking area. No kids' playground. Food you can eat standing up.

And eventually, a tee box off the beer garden where you can launch golf balls at floating targets in the ocean for ridiculous cash prizes.

Somewhere along the way, the boys realise they've either designed the greatest pub in Australia or an enormous financial disaster.

Either way, we'd drink there.

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Welcome to Plan B.

Because Plan A can get f'd.

Two mates having the conversations you'd normally have after a few beers — unfiltered opinions, questionable takes, dumb ideas, and the occasional moment of accidental wisdom.

No experts. No scripts. No pretending we know what we're talking about.

Just real conversations, good banter, and whatever rabbit hole we end up going down.

🎙️ New episodes every Monday.

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What starts with Wylie defending his questionable Jesus sandals somehow turns into a conversation about boys' trips, getting older, relationships and why disappearing for an entire weekend without messaging your girlfriend probably isn't the best idea.

The boys get into partying as you get older, Wylie getting captured by the dance floor, whether musicians actually hear music differently, and all the random skills they'd learn if they had more free time.

James challenges Wylie to learn a song on the ukulele, which leads to a discussion about procrastination, deadlines and why some tasks apparently take a year and five minutes to complete.

Then Wylie attempts to demonstrate his juggling skills.

There's just one problem.

He can't find his balls.

Welcome to Plan B.

Because Plan A can get f'd.

Two mates having the conversations you'd normally have after a few beers - unfiltered opinions, questionable takes, dumb ideas, and the occasional moment of accidental wisdom.

No experts. No scripts. No pretending we know what we're talking about.

Just real conversations, good banter, and whatever rabbit hole we end up going down.

🎙️ New episodes every Monday.

👇 Watch, listen, and follow along

https://linktr.ee/planbpoddy

Welcome to Plan B.Because Plan A can get f’d.Two mates having the conversations you’d normally have after a few beers — unfiltered opinions, questionable takes, dumb ideas, and the occasional moment of accidental wisdom.No experts. No scripts. No pretending we know what we're talking about.Just real conversations, good banter, and whatever rabbit hole we end up going down.🎙️ New episodes every Monday.👇 Watch, listen, and follow alonghttps://linktr.ee/planbpoddy

The fucking van saga is finally over.After months of deals falling through, deposits being returned and James slowly accepting that the work van might never happen… the universe finally delivers — through one very unexpected family connection.The boys also recap an Australian icons dress-up party involving Bunnings uniforms and $2 sausages, James somehow saves hundreds of dollars by forgetting to book his Vietnam wedding accommodation until the last minute, and Wylie completely fucks up James' birthday despite literally being at his house.Plus, the boys talk travelling with your partner, future surf and golf trips in the new van, the NRL finals, AFL heartbreak and why being wildly disorganised occasionally works out better than having a plan.Two blokes. Zero experts. One fucking van.—Welcome to Plan B.Because Plan A can get f’d.Two mates having the conversations you’d normally have after a few beers — unfiltered opinions, questionable takes, dumb ideas, and the occasional moment of accidental wisdom.No experts. No scripts. No pretending we know what we're talking about.Just real conversations, good banter, and whatever rabbit hole we end up going down.🎙️ New episodes every Monday.👇 Watch, listen, and follow alonghttps://linktr.ee/planbpoddy

Welcome to Plan B.Because Plan A can get f’d.Two mates having the conversations you’d normally have after a few beers — unfiltered opinions, questionable takes, dumb ideas, and the occasional moment of accidental wisdom.No experts. No scripts. No pretending we know what we're talking about.Just real conversations, good banter, and whatever rabbit hole we end up going down.🎙️ New episodes every Monday.👇 Watch, listen, and follow alonghttps://linktr.ee/planbpoddy

Welcome to Plan B.Because Plan A can get f’d.Two mates having the conversations you’d normally have after a few beers — unfiltered opinions, questionable takes, dumb ideas, and the occasional moment of accidental wisdom.No experts. No scripts. No pretending we know what we're talking about.Just real conversations, good banter, and whatever rabbit hole we end up going down.🎙️ New episodes every Monday.👇 Watch, listen, and follow alonghttps://linktr.ee/planbpoddy

Welcome to Plan B.Because Plan A can get f’d.Two mates having the conversations you’d normally have after a few beers — unfiltered opinions, questionable takes, dumb ideas, and the occasional moment of accidental wisdom.No experts. No scripts. No pretending we know what we're talking about.Just real conversations, good banter, and whatever rabbit hole we end up going down.🎙️ New episodes every Monday.👇 Watch, listen, and follow alonghttps://linktr.ee/planbpoddy

The fucking van saga is finally over.

After months of deals falling through, deposits being returned and James slowly accepting that the work van might never happen… the universe finally delivers — through one very unexpected family connection.

The boys also recap an Australian icons dress-up party involving Bunnings uniforms and $2 sausages, James somehow saves hundreds of dollars by forgetting to book his Vietnam wedding accommodation until the last minute, and Wylie completely fucks up James' birthday despite literally being at his house.

Plus, the boys talk travelling with your partner, future surf and golf trips in the new van, the NRL finals, AFL heartbreak and why being wildly disorganised occasionally works out better than having a plan.

Two blokes. Zero experts. One fucking van.

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Welcome to Plan B.

Because Plan A can get f’d.

Two mates having the conversations you’d normally have after a few beers — unfiltered opinions, questionable takes, dumb ideas, and the occasional moment of accidental wisdom.

No experts. No scripts. No pretending we know what we're talking about.

Just real conversations, good banter, and whatever rabbit hole we end up going down.

🎙️ New episodes every Monday.

👇 Watch, listen, and follow along

https://linktr.ee/planbpoddy