Welcome to Episode 8 of the Plan B podcast — because Plan A can get fucked. This week, Wylie recounts a wild night out with the most dangerous woman he’s ever met: thirst traps, mind games, and emotional whiplash included. James chimes in with tales of free drink scams, flirting with gay bartenders, and how whale semen might be the future of skincare (seriously). We get into the power of a compliment, why being hit on by a guy feels kinda nice, and what happens when you catch feelings during a one-night situationship. It’s unfiltered, chaotic, and full of hard truths — and yes, by the end of it, Wylie may or may not have cum on his face. You’ll just have to listen.

One of us drops massive news about the return of a classic footy game — and the other spirals into a nostalgic meltdown over LAN parties, toxic COD lobbies, and getting rinsed online by 10-year-olds. We also cover Trump’s UFC dreams, e-bikes taking over Cronulla, and why modern gaming just isn’t built for patience anymore. Classic Plan B chaos.

Took my 12-year-old nephew to the pub, accidentally got schooled on custom e-bikes, and spiraled into a full-blown rant about illegal road races, council complaints, and why every kid in Cronulla is basically a postie-in-training. Oh, and we figure out why Elon Musk might just be trying to get back home. Strap in — this one’s chaos.

One of us gets challenged by a bouncer to do the alphabet backwards to get into a pub… and somehow nails it. Meanwhile, we talk awkward post office encounters, blackout nights, falling into bushes, and why the Banjo Pub will ruin your Sunday. From chaotic delivery runs and heavy metal-fuelled mistakes to bluebird snow days and hangover survival tactics, this episode covers it all. If you've ever made a dumb decision and hoped no one noticed — this one’s for you. Unqualified ideas. Unfiltered opinions. Welcome to Plan B.

Exams were melting Wylie’s brain. James was melting… something else entirely at a DC house party in Canada. In this episode, we talk about Wylie’s unique approach to exam stress (involving duct tape and desperation), and how taking a break can somehow turn into a full-blown snowboarding trip. James shares the story of a wild night with hallucinogens and Scooby snacks, getting too high to function, and the chaos of trying to catch a flight the next day. We dive into the difference between Aussie and Canadian cops — one gives you a hug, the other hands you a fine — and why student life and chaos go hand-in-hand. If you’ve ever cracked under pressure or made one too many dumb decisions on a night out — this one’s for you. Hit play. Stay unqualified. Plan A can get fucked.

Hungover, unmotivated, and still a little dusty from the weekend, we somehow managed to hit record — and it turned into one of our most honest episodes yet. We talk about why “We may not be important, but at least we’re happy” has become our new life motto, and what it really means to ditch Plan A — the grind — for a version of life that actually feels good. It’s about chasing time over money, movement over burnout, and why the gym somehow fixes everything — even when you’re absolutely cooked. We get into minimal effort workouts that still break your soul, our dream setup involving more mates with boats, and the kind of mindset shift that might finally pull you out of the “I’ll start Monday” loop. Hit play, have a laugh, and maybe get off your ass after. Or don’t. Either way, we’re still not important.

Wylie passes his exam. James wakes up to a 5:14 AM hangover call. We talk life, freedom, failure… and cutting your toe open in someone else’s shower. In this episode, we dive into why we started Plan B—because life’s too short to wait for annual leave. Wylie starts questioning the 9-to-5 now that uni’s done, and James gets guilt-tripped into starting a podcast thanks to one hell of a sales pitch. We talk about what gym pain actually teaches you, the beauty of playing cards, surfing in the rain, and running through storms like maniacs. We also break down how a random bouncy ball sparked a full-blown handball match outside a pub, and—of course—we get into the totally legit theory that magicians always get laid. If you’re figuring it out as you go, welcome. Plan A is overrated—we’re just here for the ride.

We’re calling this Episode 1… but it’s technically Episode 4. Don’t ask. In this unofficially official debut, we talk shit about everything from life choices to dodgy advice, why Plan A was never an option, and what this podcast is even about. It’s raw, it’s messy, and it’s exactly how we like it.