Planet Dirtbag

This episode the dirtbags are joined by Lisa Stardust, the prolific astrologer and author of Saturn Return Survival Guide. The gals ask about Saturn, the meaning of a Saturn Return, how Saturn is expressed in our charts, and more. We also ask Lisa about her astrological origin story, her Big Three, Magick, and the process of writing her book. Lisa gives us a wonderful look into her book, Saturn, astrology, the origin of her username, and an Italian ice spot in Queens.

Lisa Stardust is a NYC-based astrologer and author of Saturn Return Survival Guide: Navigating This Cosmic Rite of Passage from Hardie Grant Publishing and The Astrology Deck: Your Guide to the Meanings and Myths of the Cosmos from Chronicle Books due out this fall. She is the resident astrologer at Oprah Daily, Teen Vogue, The Hoodwitch, and The Today Show. Follow her @lisastsrdustastro on Instagram or visit her website for more astrological goodness.

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We’re back with Andy Manuel as our Third Mic. The gals give a life update, talk about boyfriends, and once again reiterate the importance of Pre-Gaming. We read Andy’s birth chart and talk astrology, of course. The babes weigh in on In The Heights.

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We have our first male guest, just to prove that we can. Th0mas is the co-host of the podcast Pendejo Time, he also lives in Texas unironically. The girls find out why 81% of our listeners are female. We talk about eating fastfood for breakfast, why Thomas has one pair of jeans, and the one movie that Thomas has seen. Alby is reliving a past life and caused rona: due to karmic circumstances.

We read his chart eventually, but this episode is outside of our usual format. and it’s mercury retrograde. Expect so much unwanted play.

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The gals meet up over 3 time zones to present: The High Vibe Hustler. Ginger is a dancer from Australia, a Reiki practitioner, NLP and hypnosis certified, and our latest guest. The girls ask Ginger about Dancing, Sex work, Whorephobia, Reiki, NLP, energy, and a whole lot more. Hannah mentions her Australia Is Fake conspiracy twitter account she’s had for three years. The dirtbags give a little birth chart reading, as well.

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On our most esoteric episode yet, the dirtbags welcome the Snake Channeler to our orbit. Stephanie Ulrich tells us all about her practice, the origins of her work, her personal drive, and a little bit of insight into the Snake Channel. The dirtbags ask about aliens, ghosts, magic, snakes, and the occult. This is a special and very magically charged episode, there’s also some channeled messages for the dirtbags as well! Tune in and experience the energy, imagine the unimaginable, and feel The Snake Channeler’s one-of-a-kind vibe.

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Planet Dirtbag welcomes @Blackwomencry AKA  Astrologer Six to our orbit for a very special episode. The girls ask about her astrological origin story, her current work, and more. We talk about the origin of the username Blackwomencry, as well as finding out more about an iconic Sagittarius. The girls talk BDSM test results, mars signs, compatibility, current interests, as well as a unique look into an astrologer’s standard of practice. Basically, listen to the episode and hear her shine, a description can only do so much.

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The dirtbags are back with another Q&A episode! Our listeners have asked and we have responded. The girls give some tarot readings, astrological analysis, compatibility talks, predictions, advice, and opinions. We also get nosy about our own lives, and give the listeners some rare insight with readings by the hosts for the hosts. 

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TW: Police Brutality, Violence, ED

The dirtbags are back! Ready to share their thoughts on the Taurus Archetype, Taurus in the chart, and even more opinions about the Taurus Energy. We discuss Derek Chauvin’s Trial, Nancy Pelosi, Police Brutality, and Abolition. The dolls are also once again asked by the cosmos to talk about Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker, Kim and Kanye, and Demi Lovato. The girls also talk about Thriftcon and the gentrification of thrifting. Featuring talks about New York City, MTA, Rudy Giuliani, Club Kids, Party Monster, James St James, Melancholia, and just two friends talking about life. 

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On a very gnarly episode we are joined by Aliza Kelly: resident astrologer at Cosmopolitan magazine, Podcast Host, and author of The Mixology of Astrology: Cosmic Cocktails for Every Sign, & Staring You: A Guided Journey Through Astrology. On this week's episode we talk with Aliza about her origins with astrology, her upcoming book “This is Your Destiny”, Magick, The Occult, Social Media, Constellation Club, Mental Health, Spirituality, Mythos, The Art of Podcasting, Personas, Venus, Horoscopes, Outer Planets and more. 

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