Jake contemplates mass destruction, the two Annas meet, the urine tamperer revealed, and we discuss bar etiquette and the merits of not being touched.

As Tracy leaves town, Jason and Franco punch each other on an island, and the divorce heats up, everyone suddenly becomes preoccupied with Greek Mythology, and it becomes evident that Sonny doesn't know how to make Espresso.

We're taking a break this week.

Sonny and Carly are at war, little Jake is at risk, Nina blackmails Nelle, Ned deftly outmaneuvers ICE, and Tracy takes stock of her life.

An engagement party is interrupted by a thieving Brit and a possible addition to the Quartermaine clan.,Sonny and Carly duke it out, Alexis and Julian rekindle their love, Jake is scared of scarecrows, and Brad plots to ruin Finn.

Hayden gets faded, Finn gets rolled, Lulu gets her first visit with Charlotte, Valentin gets bugged, Nina gets aggressive, Alexis gets haunted, Carly gets it on, Nelle gets Super Sayaned, and Andre remains the lone voice of reason.

Tracy and Laura investigate a mysterious monastery, Amy Driscoll has a nerd crush on Dillon, Anna might be Liesl in disguise, the pill bottle fiasco intensifies, and Jax fesses up!

Ava and Lucy get caught in a robbery, Tracy and Laura plan a Turkish adventure, Jordan and Ol' Curtis get sexy, Alexis has a haunting, two weddings are proposed, we finally find out what Anna did to Valentine, and Jason hears tell of a living scarecrow!

Hayden helps Finn through opiate withdrawal, Olivia gets sent to Darkham Asylum, Anna and Valentin try to sort out their past, Curtis might join the PCPD, Sonny and Carly try to find their way, and Liesl calls Faison!

Olivia and Carly fight at Morgan's grave, Ghost Julian reads his letter to Alexis, People keep falling off of bridges, and the custody battle for Charlotte continues.