Valentin steals the show, a Malaria outbreak, Damien Hirst, Nelle Hayes, segways, segues, and more!

A new Cassadine, the return of Jasper, Death mask drawings, and Mycoplasma Genitalium

A bullet removed, an arraignment attended, a jet plane in the Mediterranean, and magical computer malware for graphic designers.

Illegal drugs, a long lost Cassadine, an estranged Rivera brother, lesbian sex, and yet another fall out of a window to a watery death.

Hayden and Tracy plot to help Finn, Franco demands answers from Liz, Jason and Sam hold Nikolas and Ava prisoner, Ava finds Helena's diary, Maxie breaks into Claudette's hotel room, we meet a long lost Cassadine, and we ask ourselves: when is revenge OK?

The manipulative and priest-seducing Claudette blows into town, a storm batters Cassadine Island and it's inhabitants, and Alexis literally stabs Julian in the back.

A scuffle in a shack in the english moors, shooting up illegal substances in a jail cell, a pregnancy test, a visit to the prison for the criminally insane, a paternity revealed, and a doctor stuffed in a closet!

This week brings you sexual fantasy with a man in a poet/pirate shirt, a massive vibrator, a woman tazed, a weeping nyad, release from a psychiatric hospital, an angry ghost, and lawyer who howls. What more could you want?!

Our hosts discuss: a small gay wedding, a trip to England, a murder weapon discovered, secret paternity revealed, the FBI repelled, and possibly bees.

Alexis and Julian continue to implode, Sam and Jason try to solve the murder of Nikolas on their own Maxie gets the full story on Claudette, we discuss the current lack of shirtless men, and more!