Planet X Cinema Podcast

These are no fortunate sons, just a gaggle of boys fighting the man in black pajamas in Vietnam. When their commando run goes horribly wrong, they’re set upon by fearsome feline beast people. Can the heroes find the artifact that will seal away the monsters and make it home in time? Or are they about to climb Hamburger … er, Fancy Feast Hill?

He found the lost city of Mu. He climb the steeps of Mt. Fuji. He delved into the tombs of the emperors. But when the Indian government calls upon Gold Ridgeback to stop a madwoman bent on stealing the secrets of mythical Shangri-La, can he live up to his own legend? OF COURSE HE CAN HE’S GOLD MOTHER F***ING RIDGEBACK!

It’s the age of heroes, but not everyone is so thrilled about killing. Ajax the Lesser just wants to work on his book, while his buddy Hubris is down for whatever. But when a visitor calls all able warriors to a rescue mission at Atlantis, they’ve got no choice but to start HITCHIKING TO …. ATLANTIS!

Cast: John Mulaney, Jason Mantzoukis, Jon Gabrus, Kate Micucci, Paul F. Tompkins, Paul Scheer, June Diane Raphael, Patton Oswald, Leslie Jones, David Letterman, Harry Hamlin, Lou Ferigno

A former SAS agent is happy to retire to his New York studio and focus on his art. A freak accident outside his studio draws his attention to a strange man who may be killing all over town. Without the help of the cops, he takes to the streets to track down a psycho who gets off on crushing his victims. He may just survive, if he doesn't get squeezed first.

Bad Karma? No Karma? No Problem! Clark Maddox is a total jerk that everyone wishes was dead … until he is! Now he’s revisiting those he has wrong and trying to fix their problems with deadly ghost hijinks. Will Clark be redeemed? Probably not, but at least he’s happy he’s dead!

Dad chooses TV before his family, until the LITERAL DEVIL sells him 666 channels of non-stop entertainment that really sucks him in! With Mom & Dad trapped in TV hell, they have just 24 hours to survive or they’ll be condemned forever. TV has never been so hellishly fun.

The Old Country. Long ago. The crops are all dying and no wheat means no bread. No bread means all … dead. The local cult is sure they have the answer when a snake-oil salesman rolls into town with the cure. When he fails to produce results, the old gods are contacted and suddenly John Barleycorn is very much not dead. Don’t panic!

Aww dang! Aliens went and took over Earth and wouldn't you know it? They're totally lame and hate the environment! I guess it's up to some teens to Robin Hood up the apocalypse and save the planet. WOOOOHOOOO!

Officer Santiago is used to tracking down psychics who go rogue, but when famed psy-criminals Stone and Corsair go after the same score, the game changes. Hot on the trail of two mind-benders, it’s up to one cop to to stop the bad guys and bring them in for … M I N D C R I M E S!

For our December screening, we’re rolling out a trio of Christmas specials that never should have been made but are so bizarre, so strange and so tone-deaf that we kind love them. Learn about the barn yard animal that saved Jesus’ life, the time Rudolph the Timelord defended reality itself from an immortal Vulture, and how four mutants in Manhattan spend the holidays.