It's the festive Christmas schedule, and the Plastic Scousers are here to help you through this congested Christmas time! We've got all the games, goals and talking points from the games throughout December, along with our usual brand of insight and irreverance.

As well as all that, we sing along to a Danish teddy bear, Owen hides his flatulence, and the boys discover a terrifying Christmas Elf with who bears a striking resemblance to Simon Mignolet...