And so we are here, in the final month of the 2017-18 Premier League season. And the PLastic Scousers are here one last time to bring you the grand finale of what has been an incredible and maddening season. There's two premier league games to discuss, plus the small matter of a (disgraceful) Champions League final, which we will of course be discussing with no impartiality whatsoever.

 

As well as that, we discuss the best techniques for destroying ducks, find out which former player is an unfit rugby cock, and smash together a load of monkeys on a spaniards leg...