Once again the Plastic Scousers are the last in line, but with that comes the wisdom and experience of age. Yes that's right, we're desperately scrabbling for excuses as to why these keep coming out so late, but it's as good as we've got. Welcome to the Plastic Scouser's review of February!

 

In this episode: Owen is interested in Virgil Van Dijk's rashes, two former players have a surprising romantic comedy film made about them, and Matt tries to get everybody sent off...