If we were in school we'd have been expelled for turning up 40 minutes late to class with a can of White Lightning in one hand and a cigarette in the other. But since we're a podcast, we can have both of those and be late with no recompense apart from the humiliation of a March podcast review at the end of April...

 

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In this month’s review Matt is annoyed about his Chinese takeaway options, Owen think about Matej Vydra's nipples, and we can't be bothered to do a proper outro...