The world's okayest lobotomites terrorize the sword coast and discuss both Dungeons and Dragons in this thrilling episode!

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If you think questing is big NOW, you should've seen the quests we had in the 80s and 90s. We were all about questing back then. Dungeoning, Dragoning, the works. And WHILE WE'RE AT IT games used to have manuals! That contained information about the game! And another thing...

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Our awards show may not have Kojima, but we think you'll like it anyway.

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Don't listen without the Fez on- this one comes to us from listener MiggityMack, who asked us to dig into so 70s rock that's way outside our usual ballpark.

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This may not be obvious to all of our listeners, but working in an Office isn't really like The Office. It's closer to The Prisoner.

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It's the time of year when you might be visiting someone with cable, so the crew Ice road trucks over to the 2000s to take in some of that standard definition goodness.

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Oh yeah!? Why don't you take a crack at it if you're so smart? The pod tries card tricks and language learning with a hard week time limit.

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I forgot to put the splat sound effect in there. I'll get you guys next time I promise.

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