Let's put the turn-poor-people-into-glue factory next to the highway for easy transport. Maybe that should be a spiral exit, actually. What do you mean the water's poisoning people again? Yes I know which way the river is flowing... too many one-way roads? I thought these people loved one-way roads!

Right, you said it was a freak accident. The man got tangled up in his own podcast microphone cables and strangled and electrocuted himself at the same time. Tragic, really. and I feel for you. But there's just one thing that's been bothering me... if he was in here recording alone, why were there so my mics out? Why were there 5 beers on the table? Can you tell me that?

A new year requires a new approach, along with a self-indulgent celebration of all the stuff we did in the past year. Act Surprised.

There's something... special about that hotel. The way you remember it... what it did to your mind... I bet we could make some real money if you went back.

Okay, no. NO. You are NOT about to tell me that the racist garden of eden episode is worse than the one where Spock's brain gets stolen

Okay, get this, it's like... a big shark, right? Then they need a really big boat for it, right? What? no, okay, fine. What if there was an island, but it has dinosaurs on it! Okay, okay, fine. Get this, a guy accidentally time travels back in time, and he needs to get BACK... to the present-future. Hey, where are you going?

The playstation 9 will be a drink you order at the bar. You'll just say, "Hey, barkeep, got any Sony back there?" and the grad student behind the counter will ask if you want Gran Turismo mixed in it and you say sure. Then you just- you drink the game.

9.5 on metacritic

Our heroes become experts in ghost extermination and digital comics with A Ghost Story! They also recount their webcomic experiences, go through some people with funny names who could kill them, and oh yeah, interview Bea, creator of the webcomic the whole show's about! Grab your sword made out of money and dive in!

Interview starts at 00:28:33

Second Segment begins at 00:47:37

Our heroes become expert ball-drainers with help from two special guests, who show us the ins and outs of everyone's favorite pre-video game, Pinball! They go over history, machine oddities, and botched adaptations, so grab your quarters and shoot in!

Oh, and stop tilting the machine, will ya?

You should probably listen to this one just for the Popeye impersonations, but our heroes have more than that up their suspiciously large sleeves! They were also challenged to roll the dice and watch whatever they randomly ended up with. This leads to quite a few hidden oddities you won't want to miss! All that, plus Hotel Transylvania, Annie, The Shining and more!