Disturbingly Pragmatic with Dave and Paul

(PLEASE DON'T LISTEN TO THIS ONE FIRST - PLEASE START WITH LATER EPISODES! EPISODE 20 IS HILARIOUS!) An Introduction to Us, How We Met, and Dave's Sexy Teenage Counsellor In Training Horror Story!


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This Episode has EVERYTHING!

It's got:

  • Our Scampy Cats, Lilly and Leonard, Make Their First Appearance!
  • COVID Hair, or Lack Thereof...
  • Dramatic and Epic Mid-Recording Technical Fail!!!!!!!!1111!!!!
  • Sack, Back, and Crack Waxing - only $50.00!
  • We Bitterly Debate the Satisfaction of Pimple Popping!
  • Inappropriately Large Diamond Rings!
  • AMERICA’S THOUSANDS OF DEATH BRIDGES!  "OH GOD, THE HUMANITY!"
  • The Juicy Moment A Relationship Publicly Deteriorates! Front Row Seat? YES PLEASE!
  • Paul Completely Ignores Dave's Amazing Stories!
  • Cable Laying - It's Not Just In Pornos Anymore!
  • Human Beings Enjoy Being Freaked Out!
  • Paul Poops at Dave's Description of THIS "THAT CHAPTER" VIDEO!
  • The Importance of Purge Shutters!
  • The Whimsical Antics of Florida Man!
  • SEXY INTERMISSION!
  • Stop Fucking Up My Netflix Algorithm!
  • We LOVED (and felt a tad hetero whilst watching) "Car Masters: Rust To Riches"!
  • Paul Loves Kelly Clarkson! Hopefully She'll Hear This and Will Email Us and Be Our Friend!
  • Dave's Greenies Horror Story - Take One and Take Two!
  • Brilliant Potential Podcast Name: "The Hand Job Fairies!"
  • The Transcendence of Human Experience!  (Smell My Finger Edition)!
  • Dave's Dead ADHD Doctor!
  • Dave is Footloose and Therapy Free! Go Fuck Yourself, BPD!
  • Our Hosts Engage in a Podcast Ending Feud!  My Goodness, Is It Over Before It Even Starts?
  • False Alarms Are Fun!
  • How Paul's Enormous, Death Drop Inspired Sleep Fart Changed Dave’s Life!
  • Roman J. Israel, Esquire!
  • We Love Bill Hader! Hopefully He'll Hear This and Will Email Us and Be Our Friend!


Episode Links (In Order):

  • “The Disturbing Mystery of the Snapchat Intruder”!
  • That Chapter YouTube Channel!
  • Florida Man Draws Penis in the Sky with his Plane!
  • “RiffTrax: Birdemic - Shock and Terror (Full Movie)”!

 
Goofs and Gaffes!

  1. At 47:28, Dave says “I’m Opaque.”  Which is obvious bullshit.


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