Please Don't Listen To Us, You Will Get Hurt

Please Don't Listen To Us, You Will Get Hurt

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Please Don't Listen To Us, You Will Get Hurt episodes

  • Episode 8 - Granny's Coke Nail and Rapid Squelching

    Three cheers for not sleeping for over 24 hours! Because that's exactly how we recorded this newest episode, and trust us it shows. Come listen to our rabbit trail ridden review of a film we should've seen a long time ago, Booksmart, along with quick thoughts about some recent TV shows we've been enjoying.

    Come right along to the wonderful world of warbling with your two favorite autismos once again!

    Also, here's some info about The Wilde Collection for those of you who are interested!

    https://www.wildecollection.com/

    Address: 1446 Yale St, Houston, TX 77008

    https://www.facebook.com/thewildecollection/

    51 min
  • Episode 7 - Doctor "Dick Foot"

    Robots, lesbians, black people, oh my! Welcome back to the gushing madness of our show. Come along as we share the wonders of the two films Terminator: Dark Fate and Doctor Sleep, while also sharing our thoughts about that tasty new Sonic trailer. Get your spatulas nice and lubed!

    1 hr 3 min
  • Episode 6 - Kid Full Of Beans

    We're back and more mentally challenged than ever! Come along as we do our best to share our thoughts on the films The Lighthouse and Zombieland: Double Tap. Get your beans out for this episode. It gets sticky. 

    50 min
  • Episode 5 - Virgins and Feet Pics

    It's spooky month kids! So do we watch some great horror films? FUCK NO. Let's disrespect spooky month with the new animated film, The Addams Family, and the new Netflix original (oh no) horror (oh NO) film, Eli. Spoiler Alert: It doesn't get too spooky. 

    1 hr 3 min
  • Episode 3 - You Live in a Society

    Put a smile on that ass, because in this episode, we dive deep into the new film Joker. With overall thoughts in the beginning and a spoiler filled review at the end, come listen to our thoughts on this shocking film while we stay politically correct the whole time (no we don't).

    1 hr 5 min
  • Episode 1 - Ewan McGregor the Tall Girl

    Welcome to Please Don't Listen To Us, You Will Get Hurt. This podcast is all about things movie related such as movie reviews, trailer discussions, cinema news and more, all while cracking jokes and insulting folks. The last half of this episode is dedicated to talking about the Netflix movie "Tall Girl", so be sure to give that a listen or we will hide an egg in your mom's house.


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          -Podcast: @seriouslydontlistentous

          -Jason: @afigurefortheclosingoftime

          -Jon: @murder_penguin

    1 hr 53 min

About Please Don't Listen To Us, You Will Get Hurt

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Just a couple guys who love movies and yelling obscenities into microphones