Zero, I repeat ZERO BBQ content but something.......better? 

We take a meat respite and discuss Michael's colonoscopy, the best benzodiazepines and why everyone in Hutto is fat. 

Missing flavor, strange sauce, bummer corn. 

Top tier sausage, more speculation on the Black family saga and Jen is back for another guest appearance. God you're talented!

The kings of meh, undercooked potatoes, gas station brownies. Bonus chocolate shake chat. Lily is betrayed. 

A special guest, an abundance of delicious sides and some slightly loose sausage.

Not to be confused with the myriad of other Black's BBQ joints. Our first encounter with truly excellent brisket and truly terrifying loose sausage. 

The world's fastest service, great spicy sauce and surprisingly above-average bread. 

Dudes crowd us in line, we eat whole sausage in the car with our hands and extoll the virtues of their to-go packaging and brisket. 

Big mirrors, weird desserts, excellent fries. Also, a random lady wrecks the bathroom and our waitress is very nice.