We don’t just ignore red flags - we collect them like souvenirs. This week we are deep diving into the patterns we swear we will never repeat (and yet… here we are). From love bombers to slow faders we are airing out the generational red flags, toxic tendencies and crimson chaos. If being delulu is the sulu, this one is for you. 

It’s unhinged. It’s unfiltered. It’s officially too late to turn back. In our debut episode we introduce Plot Pending, spill how this whole mess started and set the stage for dating disasters and unsolicited advice. 

Consider this your warning: we are not here to play it safe. 

Welcome to Plot Pending!

Where one of us is in her dating prime, the other has battle scars... and both of us are out here dodging red flags like its cardio. Different ages, different eras, same chaotic group chat. Whether its first dates, final straws, or full-on delulu spirals-we're bringing two perspectives and one mic to the modern dating mess. 

Two timelines. One podcast. Zero chill. 

Press play babe - the drama is just getting started