This week: Misery - we're your number one fans!  Find out what curse word YOU write on your typewriter over and over after listening to us this week, you dirty birdies!  You'll need... One cigarette.  One Match.  And one Don Perignon.  We expect nothing less than your masterpiece... or else you're a bunch of cockadoodies!

Beware, 40 yr old virgins!  It's Horror in Hawaii with Ray and Jay.  Meet Fred, our tender hearted pig tenderizer as he fends off his neighbor Tad, the policeman who suspects him of the serial killings of Comic Con nerds.  But wait!  The volcano is about to blow!  And who could appease the dread goddess Pele but Mary Jo, serial killer extraordinaire!

Witness! -- Ray and Jay plodding along through the plot of John Carpenter's "Thing!"  Be astounded! -- by Mac and Windows, and their Childs teaming up to battle the Lovecraftian horror of Shoggoth Diabetis! And always remember! -- "It's always the dog's fault!"

The second part of Plotting Along: Welcome to Brain Breeze!!!  Our first attempt at randomly generating a movie plot produces a Romantic Comedy to remember forever.  We introduce you to the Oscar caliber roles of Cheryl and Darryl, two star-crossed lovers in Antarctica.  Will they or won't they?!!!  Tune in to find out!

Ray and Jay plod through the snow to drunkenly plot along with the infamous Coen Brothers movie, Fargo. Recorded in the ancient times before we even had a name for this podcast, oh jeez!