What if someone turned "You Are My Sunshine" into a minor-keyed song about avoiding your archnemesis? It happened. I share "You Are My Dark Cloud" in this episode. Hope it makes you smile a few times.
On Monday night, dear, while I was walking,
I thought I saw you from afar.
I ducked and darted down a dark alley.
And I hid till you had gone.
You are my dark cloud, my only dark cloud.
I feel so gloomy when you are near me.
You've got to know, dear, that I avoid you.
Please don't stay, just go a - way.
You came and knocked on my door last Tuesday.
I saw your face through the peephole.
I slunk away and snuck out the back door,
And stayed away till you were gone.
At noon the next day, I went out shopping.
I pulled into the parking lot.
But then I spotted your F-150,
So I turned and drove a - way.
On Thursday morning, while in the breakroom,
Your face popped up on my smartphone.
I thought I’d blocked you; I guess I’ll have to,
So you can’t call me a - gain.
It’s Friday evening and I’m exhausted.
I’ve run from you so much this week.
I hope you’ll stay home and watch your TV,
So I can get a good night’s sleep.