This week, Parker and Haley relive the chaos of Championship Weekend—from the Eagles’ tush-push pandemonium (and a patriotic bald eagle) to the Bills’ heartbreak that left fans drowning in Labatt. They unpack the NFL’s questionable officiating (did that ref invent a rule mid-game?), cringe at Philly fans turning Broad Street into a warzone, and roast Brittany Mahomes for her post-game prayer circle vibes. Meanwhile, Jimmy Butler’s 6M suspension spree sparks debates on NBA meltdowns, a 1 of 1 Paul Skenes baseball card has an 11−year−old turning down Pirates tickets for an auction, and Shohei Ohtani’s interpreter faces federal charges after impersonating him in a 17M gambling scheme. The duo crowns MVPs (shoutout to tennis’s mystery “miracle doctor”) and drags NYC for lighting the Empire State Building in Chiefs red (why, though?). Grab your popcorn—this one’s a rollercoaster.

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