This week, Parker and Haley are fresh off wild weekends—Haley’s bachelorette chaos in Fort Lauderdale (complete with nude butlers and a Taco Bell outfit cameo) and Parker’s shirtless dance marathon at a Hell’s Kitchen bar. They dive into March Madness mania (who’s riding that underdog bet?), spotlight the hype-man manager from McNeese State grabbing NIL deals galore, and brace for MLB’s Opening Day—featuring new “value menus” (and bizarre “unicorn hot dogs”) at ballparks.

They also react to Tiger Woods and Vanessa Trump’s official “hard launch,” dissect Jaden Daniels’s mom going full “cock-block cop” on USC’s Juju Watkins, and celebrate Joe Burrow headlining Quarterback Season 2. For LVPs: an 81-year-old girls’ basketball coach who yanked a player’s ponytail, plus a private-equity takeover of the Celtics that screams “bottom line over legacy.” MVP nods go to Netflix (for locking down Joey B) and LSU guard Flau’jae Johnson, erasing $5M of consumer debt in her home state. Buckle up for one chaotic comeback!

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This week, Parker and Haley dive into bracket mania (and a few DraftKings regrets) as Haley preps for a Florida bachelorette trip—complete with nude butlers. They dissect Bill Belichick’s “airplane legs” photo-op with his 20-something girlfriend and the FOIA leak over CC’ing her in UNC emails, then shift to a crash course in sugar-baby perks (hello, monthly allowances!). They also roast MLB’s unfortunate “TITS” hats release, unpack Tiger Woods’s rumored romance with Vanessa Trump, and sift through breakup drama—from Chiefs’ Chris Jones and his nine-year split to Carson Beck’s Snapchat slip with a Cavinder twin. Meanwhile, the LA Sparks spark controversy inviting men to open tryouts (Cameron Brink is not boxing that out), Jamar Chase and Steph Curry snag MVPs (massive contracts and 4K three-pointers), and Tracy Morgan claims LVP for a courtside vomit spectacle. Buckle up—this one’s full of wild tangents and sports chaos!

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Parker & Haley are back after two weeks off and dive into one of the messiest weeks to date. This week, Parker and Haley dish on everything from Parisian jet lag to pink-slime conspiracy theories—kicking off with Travis Kelce’s “nope, not retiring” fake-out, a four-woman baby-mama spiral for NBA star Anthony Edwards, and the Chiefs’ messy DV headlines. They uncover a 49ers WAG feud, and debate which global icons should headline the 2026 FIFA World Cup. On top of that, they spotlight an ex-Olympian wanted by the FBI, hype the Lakers-Celtics ratings boom, and crown Ovechkin’s “Great Chase” against Gretzky as an MVP-worthy cause. There’s baton-smacking track drama, questionable U.S. salads, and loads more chaos—buckle up!

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This week on the pod, Haley threatens to DESTROY Parker as they dive into another week of messy sports drama. Parker and Haley dish on their wild NYC weekends—from missing flights and “call me daddy” hookups to plotting a guerrilla campaign for Barstool or Unwell Network fame. They debate the NFL’s brewing “tush push” ban, the Steelers’ brand-new fan cruise, and why hockey’s Four Nations Faceoff finale had even non-fans glued to the ice. Plus, they pit Miracle vs. Love & Basketball in a sports-movie showdown and reveal how Kim K’s Nike Skims collab is raising eyebrows.

They also dive into baseball’s big shakeups—hello, robo-umps and the Yankees’ beard-friendly reboot—and puzzle over Angel Reese’s layup lessons. Throw in some Taylor Swift–themed hockey jerseys, party freckles at MSG, and a healthy dose of sass, and you’ve got an episode that’s equal parts chaos and sports commentary. Buckle up!

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This week, Parker and Haley tackle sports chaos from plane-crash paranoia to the ring rumors swirling around Hailee Steinfeld and Josh Allen. They celebrate Joe Mixon’s fine reversal, dissect Caitlin Clark’s scorching rookie card market, and cringe at Yannick Sinner’s doping saga. Meanwhile, heartbreak hits the Gaudreau family, Justin Tucker faces misconduct claims, Kendall Jenner and Devin Booker spark reunion buzz, and Travis Kelce inches toward a retirement deadline.

They also revel in Kyle Kuzma’s epic proposal to Winnie Harlow, Cardi B’s Valentine’s adventure with Stefon Diggs, Jimmy Butler’s suspicious shorts stain, and the Mavs booting fans for “Fire Nico” tees. Finally, they break down Elena Rybakina’s coach-turned-boyfriend bombshell in the WTA before gearing up for the hockey showdown of the season: the Four Nations Faceoff. Buckle up—this one’s a wild ride!

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This week, Parker and Haley finish out the football season by finally getting a win—the Chiefs losing.

The week on the pod, the NBA fans crash out over Luka's shocking trade, and nothing else matters.

We're bringing you the hilarious conversation with guest host Byron, YTLAG's NBA Consultant (and Parker's straight brother), as he breaks down the trade that broke the internet and the mounting conspiracies.

This week, Parker and Haley relive the chaos of Championship Weekend—from the Eagles’ tush-push pandemonium (and a patriotic bald eagle) to the Bills’ heartbreak that left fans drowning in Labatt. They unpack the NFL’s questionable officiating (did that ref invent a rule mid-game?), cringe at Philly fans turning Broad Street into a warzone, and roast Brittany Mahomes for her post-game prayer circle vibes. Meanwhile, Jimmy Butler’s 6M suspension spree sparks debates on NBA meltdowns, a 1 of 1 Paul Skenes baseball card has an 11−year−old turning down Pirates tickets for an auction, and Shohei Ohtani’s interpreter faces federal charges after impersonating him in a 17M gambling scheme. The duo crowns MVPs (shoutout to tennis’s mystery “miracle doctor”) and drags NYC for lighting the Empire State Building in Chiefs red (why, though?). Grab your popcorn—this one’s a rollercoaster.

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This week, Parker and Haley react to the Mark Andrews “fumble fallout,” share updates on Buffalo fans turning hate into an 80k donation, and break down the wild Chiefs flop—plus who was caught star-gazing in Taylor Swift’s Arrowhead suite. They dissect the National Championship blowout and Notre Dame’s locker room meltdown and rewatch that golf cart crash cameo. Haley manifests her dream Chicago Bears hire (Ben Johnson is IN, and Dan Campbell is stuck picking up the Lions’ pieces). At the same time, Parker celebrates the Joe Burrow burglary suspects finally getting nabbed. To round it out, they dish their MVPs—from baseball’s newest Hall of Famers to record-shattering rookies—and name the week’s LVPs.

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