Robots are made of metal.  Metal is very strong.  When you hit them...well, you should probably hit them harder than that.  No.  Harder than that.

This may take a while.

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The Very Capable Four make a plant friend.  It's nice.  We all try to figure out what "yampy" means.  Vaargas is not food.

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Steady Sub-tone with Low Growl

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Under the Hill Battle Theme

Zak

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On this week's episode, the Very Capable Four explore a ten-foot-wide hallway.  Perhaps more than one.  They also explore branding opportunities.

Congratulations to DaftProdigy, VirtueGM55, and JoeBot for winning our very first giveaway!  We hope you enjoy your dice, and your bonus gifts.  Thank you to everyone who participated and who boosted our signal during the contest.

Even though the contest is over, we still appreciate every bit of feedback and social engagement from you, our dear listeners!  Even if you hear a mistake on our podcast.  Sometimes the players make mistakes.  Obviously, Sam never does, because the rules adjust themselves to accommodate his decisions, but sometimes the players do.

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It is Lost by Kevin MacLeod

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Robobozo by Kevin MacLeod

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Protean Fields and The Orrery

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This week, we have our first TPK.  Our heroes get a free javelin, and explore some of their class features.

Thank you to everyone who participated in our first giveaway!  The winners will be notified soon.

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Unnatural Situation by Kevin MacLeod

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Furious Freak by Kevin MacLeod

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Alien Reactor and Gravity

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The Very Capable Four aren't particularly capable of climbing.  But they are capable of mysterious underground discoveries the likes of which haven't been seen on Golarion since...since...who knows when?

Giveaway Time!

In celebration of our tenth episode, and of hitting five thousand total downloads, we're doing our first giveaway!  We're going to send sets of the official Iron Gods dice from Q-Workshop--maybe along with a little bonus surprise--to three lucky winners.

The giveaway runs from the release of this very episode--02/24/2021--to midnight Pacific on 03/03/2021.  One week only.  There are three ways to enter:

1. Follow @PodVsMachine on Twitter and Like and Retweet the pinned tweet.

To clarify on that last one--make sure you send us a screenshot of the review so we know who posted it--via Twitter, to [email protected], or post it on the Discord.  This last bit is important--reviews are the lifeblood of the small, independent podcaster, so each one counts as a double entry.

Unfortunately, due to the nature of shipping costs these days, we can only send prizes to addresses in the United States at this time.

Good luck to all of you, and thanks for listening!

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The journey through the under-hill desert continues.  A very smart enemy sets a very smart, very subtle trap.

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Under the Hill Battle Theme

Zak!  You know.  From the show.

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The Very Capable Four do some shopping, and then get down to business.  Back into the caves!  Back into...whatever it is that lies beyond the caves.  Probably nothing interesting.

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A Sad Toy Story by Sascha Ende

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Planet Cave Ambience

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Small Marketplace

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What are they selling you?  Smelly Hut, Smelly Hut, it's not your fault.

Err...

Out from under the Black Hill for the first time, our Very Capable Four try out some late night business.  And the late night gives them a bit of the business.

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Breaking news by Óscar H Caballero

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Dreams Of War by Rafael Krux

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Beaten and bruised, with nary a healer in sight, our heroes are faced with a stark reality: they might not be able to rescue Khonnir Baine today.  They might not even be able to get out from under this hill.

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Forest Woodland Ambience 004

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Small Marketplace

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Deep beneath the Black Hill, our heroes have discovered an automaton.  Poking it with a sword seems like the only logical path forward.  Hopefully it likes sword pokes.

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Abyssal Gaze, and Neon Drive

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Industrial Cinematic by Kevin MacLeod

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