Ah, it's Halloween Week, and the smell of rodent is in the air.  And while this game is more fun when you can't feel your feet from the cold, that doesn't mean we can't do the best with what we've been given.  That's why we're talking Iowa-Minnesota with Ben Dawson (@BenjaminJDawson) tonight on the podcast.  Listen, won't you?

For most people, previewing Iowa basketball would involve, you know, actually previewing Iowa basketball.  For us and our unwitting accomplice Jeremiah Davis (@jeremiahdavis10), it's about recklessly speculating about who Fran narc'd on.  We did eventually get around to actual hoops talk, though.

It's Illniois Week, so we consulted the only Illinois football fan we know, Robert from IlliniBoard (@ALionEye).  Have you guys heard how young this team is?  Because it's like insanely young.  You should listen to find out, and also to learn whether Illinois has an actual rival and what an Iowa-Illinois traveling trophy might look like.

It's Penn State Week, which has meant nothing but pain on the gridiron over the last few years.  But it also means we get to talk with our friends at Roar Lions Roar to get ready, almost enough to make up for Saquon Barkley turning the corner more than Dale Earnhardt on Saturday.  Bill (@bflip33) and Dan (@djvecellio) answer all our questions and play along with our ridiculousness, including (probably incorrect) references to Schroedinger and Wittgenstein all within the same two minutes.