Listen in for plenty of the best of the worst Thai news. Bottom of the barrel stuff.

Probably one of the best podcast episodes ever made, we discuss Kit Kats and K-pop, Bangkok and speed bumps. You’ll have to take our word for it that it’s better than it sounds.

Today we discover that if we had to take a British citizenship test there is every chance we’d fail and to never give old people the benefit of the doubt

Why aren’t there many  roundabouts in Thailand and how should we approach them? 

Last and in fact the most important, whatever you do, don’t listen to social media English teachers! Find out why by listening right to the end of the podcast (fast-forwarding through the rest doesn’t work)

Today we introduce dear diary and discover Alex has been listening in on people have verbal sex, whatever that is.

If you’re not British, you can learn some British slang words and tongue twisters. And if you are British, you can learn some amazing Thai news. It’s a win win.

Have you ever been scammed? Ever have shrimp cooked by accident? Ever had verbal sex in the gym? Are you alive? If your answer is yes to any one of those question listen to this podcast.

Today we get the answers to why monkeys have massive balls and why farangs drink lots of beer. We also ask if the English premier league football clubs have let Thailand down.

Today we prove that there are people even more ignorant than us! If you can teach Todd you’ll make us even less ignorant.

We also Learn some of the most crucial laws in both the UK and Thailand and Korean boy band BTS teach us what to do on public transport, so all in all it is a wonderful learning experience.

Less important to all but one person, we reveal the coveted follower of the month. It could be you. Probably not though.

We return this week some new superstitions from around the world and see if Thailand can back up their marginal victory over England with another over Japan.

We take a look through some of the funniest comments we received this week and award our first follower of the month!

Give us a listen and next month it could just be you. Imagine that.

Mr. (Top 8) Thailand joins us for an interview as we discuss his party boy lifestyle and it’s France vs Thailand today in the battle of the foods.

We talk toilet paper and weed, Grab bikes and monkeys as we try to put your suggestions into practice and laugh more as we've been told.

Today we put Alex’s preference of English food to the test as we try to come to terms with our newly found micro fame and discuss some of the funnier replies to our online clips.

We learn that you must be careful when getting a Thai tattoo and touch upon some other stuff.

I’d tell you it all but then you wouldn’t have to listen would ya. Enjoy

Do you need to be Japanese to make it in the Japan porn industry? We still don’t know.

We try our best give you some useful Bangkok suggestions and reports but couldn’t help but come back to toilets and shit.

And to reiterate the title, I do not want taro in my ice cream.