In this episode of Drunk Ex-Pastors, we explore whether Hillary actually does have a better shot of beating Trump than Bernie did (could a self-proclaimed socialist with *that* hairstyle really ever be a U.S. President?). We then take a listener's call about whether, if Universalism is true, religion has any point. Christian then defends his position on guns to a caller who thinks it's just ridiculous, after which we discuss whether there should be a statute of limitations of crimes like, I don't know, murdering 8 million Jews. Our "Dick Move, God" segment is finally back, in which we meet a man who should have known better than to instinctively try to stop something valuable from being damaged (a mistake he'll never make again, mainly because he got killed for making it the first time). Christian is biebered by restaurant communism, while Jason's bieber has to do with how not to catch a serial killer.

Also, who would have thought that Germany would be criticized for not punishing people enough?