In another episode of DXP that neither of us was in the mood for, we wax a bit personal and answer a caller's question about the various father-figures in our lives (Jason's will SHOCK you), and then address another listener's suggestion that the reason Hillary is garnering such scrutiny is that she has a vagina. We briefly revisit the topic of protecting ourselves against the evil gub-mint, after which we introduce a new segment called "Livin' Lodge," during which (tipping his hat to his car lot days) Jason tells stories about the crazy goings-on at the Salish Lodge and Spa. Christian's "Feeding Friendsy" reflects on the wisdom of Honest Abe, while our "Dick Move, God" segment explores the depths of wickedness on the part of antediluvian natives of South America. Christian's bieber focuses on the overly hushed tones of actors, while Jason is biebered by bedtime attire.

Also, our podcast title this time is anything but mere exaggeration.