This episode of Drunk Ex-Pastors begins with our talking about what we're not going to talk about, which is all the depressing crap going on in the world (so instead we discuss other, equally depressing, topics happening right here at home). We take a call about the implications of recovering from brain damage to the issue of whether we have a mind and a soul, and then segue into the topic of which TV shows and movies we like to watch with our kids. After a brief story from Christian about several near-deaths at Danny DeVito's house and a few moments mocking Pokémon Go, Jason launches into his "Livin' Lodge" and "Dick Move, God" segments (the latter of which demonstrates the lengths to which God will go to defend traditional marriage). Christian is biebered by Hollywood's laziness, while Jason's bieber causes him to call into question his own originality.

Also, can we get you some Pine Sol with your lemonade