This episode of DXP begins on a bad note (something involving a caller telling us how hellbound and sinister we are), after which we consider how ironic Trump's running mate is for decrying name-calling (he's such a moron). Jason reveals what's next for his career, after which we discuss whether Bernie ever really felt the Bern. We share our thoughts on the new Tony Robbins documentary, and another caller offers us a devilish deal that's too good to pass up. We turn our attention to our former church, Calvary Chapel, and discuss whether they're going liberal (and whether that's actually a good thing). Christian's "Feeding Friendsy" is hard to narrow down, and his bieber involves TV violence, while Jason is biebered by people who don't look where he is pointing.

Also, we're totally open to a Date with Destiny.