In this episode of Drunk Ex-Pastors, we begin by being reminded of how many babies have "slid out of vaginas" since we've been born, and we then compare comic book fans to Trump voters. We take a helpful call with tips for how Jason can write a bestseller, and then spend way more time than expected discussing the relation between postmodernism and man-buns. We explore the issue of how good an actor Bradley Cooper must be to have to convince Republicans that he's not actually that sniper guy who died, and then weigh in on Utah's newest Polygamy and Incest Society. Jason's bieber has to do with inner compasses, while Christian is biebered by Vegas's ladies of the night.

Also, sorry for not finishing Christian's Vegas story after the break. #Alcohol