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In this episode of Drunk Ex-Pastors we begin by reminding everyone that football season is right around the corner, furnishing Cam Newton with endless possibilities for being a complete tool. We commiserate over our most generous patron turning out to be a sham, and then tackle a caller's question about how to be right when everyone around us is wrong. We revisit Satanism and discuss the writing of sinister messages in one's own blood (but enough about Johnny Depp). We address Rudy Giuliani's creative approach to statistics and Trump's fatwah against Hillary, and then weigh in on how much, exactly, Gabby Douglas hates America. Christian's "Feeding Friendsy" questions just how many Constitutional Amendments will be left after Hillary gets into power, and Jason's "Dick Move, God" segment pours a swallow of malt liquor onto the ground for all those who lost their lives because their great-great grandfathers hated Yahweh. Christian is biebered by having to show restraint, and Jason's bieber has to do with Geico's lies.
Also, Christian actually likes something this week! It's just a song, but baby steps.
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In this episode of Drunk Ex-Pastors we begin by reminding everyone that football season is right around the corner, furnishing Cam Newton with endless possibilities for being a complete tool. We commiserate over our most generous patron turning out to be a sham, and then tackle a caller's question about how to be right when everyone around us is wrong. We revisit Satanism and discuss the writing of sinister messages in one's own blood (but enough about Johnny Depp). We address Rudy Giuliani's creative approach to statistics and Trump's fatwah against Hillary, and then weigh in on how much, exactly, Gabby Douglas hates America. Christian's "Feeding Friendsy" questions just how many Constitutional Amendments will be left after Hillary gets into power, and Jason's "Dick Move, God" segment pours a swallow of malt liquor onto the ground for all those who lost their lives because their great-great grandfathers hated Yahweh. Christian is biebered by having to show restraint, and Jason's bieber has to do with Geico's lies.
Also, Christian actually likes something this week! It's just a song, but baby steps.

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