This episode of DXP begins with a caller's suggestion about Jason's comic book alter ego, after which we address the emotional rollercoaster ride that is our Patreon pledges. We answer some listeners' questions about Seattle and Satanism, and then segue into the danger of listening to the devil's music. We then turn to our main topic of love, dating, and heartbreak, addressing such issues as "Is the dating scene really that depressing?"; "Is love worth the oft-ensuing pain it causes?"; and "Does fighting for a relationship equal weakness, and does that matter?" Speaking of love, Christian is biebered by trite platitudes concerning it, while Jason's bieber is about people getting wet.

Also, if you think this show is scandalous and irreligious, you should listen to it backwards.