This episode of DXP is light on serious content but heavy on verse, so if you're uncomfortable with two grown men taking turns citing poetry back and forth, best to move along. Before we get to that, however, we reminisce about the hard-hitting episodes of our favorite '80s TV shows and take a voice mail about Alfred Lloyd Tennyson. We then commiserate with another caller about the worst (or most awesome) excuse to cut a date short. We take some time to discuss the controversial actions of Colin Kaepernick, a man so unpatriotic he has the audacity to protest authority and the abuse of power (the founding fathers would be so ashamed). Our "Dick Move, God" segment explores the plight of a woman pimped out then cast aside (by another woman, no less), and Christian's bieber involves a lot of math, while Jason's demonstrates that he watches too many movies.

Also, only Hank Moody can reference fingerbanging a cat and it be funny.