Our Christmas episode begins, appropriately enough, with an uplifting breakdown of the story of Rudolph, a tale about a bunch of proto-Nazis whose demand for hegemony is outweighed only by their cold heartless pragmatism (who knew?). We then reminisce about how rad the '80s were, what with the whole Cold War and whatnot. We then take a few calls about religion: Do our bad deeds really make us hell-worthy? Do you have to confess every last sin we commit? And would we prefer God *not* to exist, and if he didn't, what would we do? Our "Feeding Friendsy" highlights the irony of feminists for Trump, while our "Dick Move, God" segment introduces us to a man who's both "after God's own heart" as well as after the king's hot daughter, and he's got a sack of wiener-bits to prove it. Christian is biebered by unwanted residue clouding his eyesight, while Jason's bieber reveals how envious he is of celebrities.

Also, the Island of Misfit Toys is a metaphor for Auschwitz. Seriously.