This episode of Drunk Ex-Pastors begins with a feel-good voicemail, and then we introduce our new venture, the DXP Mediacast (hint, watch the movie About Time. Then watch Chef). We spend some time breaking down the poignant and thoughtful words of our new president at the National Prayer Breakfast, after which we take a caller's question about whether being religious necessarily includes being an elitist. A listener's call causes us to wonder if Trump is himself the greatest prophylactic ever invented, and another caller wants to know how to navigate a relationship in which the two partners can't agree on spiritual matters. We discuss Trump's "travel ban," which segues into a larger discussion of whether anything the president does comports with anything resembling Christianity. Lastly, we discuss whether it's fair for Christian leaders to whine about being persecuted when the government actually singles them out for special financial favors. Jason is biebered by people's irrational brand loyalty.

Also, Christian's "Feeding Friendsy" will make you really mad. Just saying.