We're not gonna lie, our #138th episode of DXP is quite voicemail-heavy (Hey, lay off. We had been fighting. Plus, we love hearing from our peoples). We begin with a brief Trump voicemail and then move on toward ANOTHER nitpicky piece of crap reminder that Jason doesn't know how to pronounce things. Christian is corrected about his fallacious views about Einstein, while another caller expresses heartfelt and poignant opinions about WTF? Some NBA player named after a Mr. Mister song? We address playing the piano, eating at Subway, and then hear from an honest-to-goodness therapist who weighs in on whether last week's discussion about vulnerability was correct or not (although she may be hiding behind an attachment disorder due to unresolved daddy issues, we're not sure). We revisit Milo Yiannopoulos very briefly, after which we launch into our "Feeding Friendsy" and "Dick Move, God" segments (Hitler was not a socialist, and gay rapists and virgin daughters don't mix). Christian is biebered by small spaces, while Jason is biebered by Hollywood trying to be too Christian.

Also, if you're a fan of our Lord, don't name your baby after Him.