Last week on Fox News the network shifted its focus as quickly as its glorious leader came up with another incredibly stupid idea. While President Trump openly questioned if he should negate the U.S. Constitution on “Meet the Press” with Kristen Welker the folks at Fox News were more worked up about his plans to transform a crumbling national landmark into a state-of-the-art maximum security prison.

Since Trump seemed obsessed with resurrecting the notorious Alcatraz prison while being flippant about the due process rights of millions of Americans and noncitizens I couldn’t help but think that he might be the first longterm guest at the island ruin.

Laura Ingraham claimed she could translate Trump’s incoherent ramblings about negating due process for non-citizens in criminal and immigration courts.

Brian Kilmeade complained that too many people were using Medicaid, the entire cast of “The Five” suddenly became experts in the nation’s air traffic control system while White House Deputy Chief of Staff Stephen Miller decided he was a structural engineer.

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