Episode #167 of Drunk Ex-Pastors finds us both home from vacation (Christian from Mexico and Jason from Europe). After catching up a bit with one another about our time apart (who, us with mutual attachment disorders?), we talk about the recent hurricane in Texas, the victims of which evangelist Joel Osteen decided not to help (our take on this may surprise you). We then begin to experience numerous technical difficulties including batteries dying, damsels calling in distress, a power outage, and a poorly timed rock show. Our "Mansplaining Match" segment focuses on overly narcissistic selfies, "True Bromance" features Christian straight-up preaching at Jason about female beauty, and "Feeding Friendsy" involves missing the forest for the cheerleaders. Jason is biebered by airline protocol, while Christian's bieber has to do with coppertops.

Also, pig valves. That's still a thing, right?