Episode #198 of Drunk Ex-Pastors begins with the opening of a listener's gift (one guess what it contains), after which we offer our final comments (we promise) about the whole rocks-in-the-classroom idea. It's not our fault, we swear—You people keep bringing it up. We hear a voicemail from a listener who is in distress about the state of his soul, which occasions a lengthy therapy session about the issue of crucifying the god who hates us. Biebers involve waist size and getting shot.