We begin DXP #203 with a harrowing tale involving mysterious sounds and eventual death, and then attempt to provide a free tutorial on how to leave a voicemail. We discuss the looming conservative boycott of Netflix over former President Blackenstein's new deal with the network, and then delve into the frightening world of that one Mexican gang from Honduras that no one's ever heard of. We address the NFL anthem response and then move on to Biebers involving stupid expressions and winning arguments.