In this episode of DXP Jason selflessly volunteers to do the drinking for both himself and Christian (we'll let you decide if this was a good idea or not). Jason gives Christian his birthday present, and then we get a brief stroke update. We discuss the conservative pathology that always needs an enemy to fight against, then we debate about just how pessimistic we should be about the world. We address some listeners' questions about veganism, after which we share our biebers about annoying containers.