We start off with our usual banter, after which we discuss Brian Muraresku’s new book, The Immortality Key, about how the early Christians may have been super effed up on psychedelics (which would be amazing if true). We discuss Lori Loughlin, pointing out that it gives us a comforting feeling of inner warmth whenever a rich celebrity has to pay the price for being an awful person. We talk a bit about Parler and what a perfect platform it will be for stupid people. Biebers involve wigs and punctuation.