We begin this episode of Drunk Ex-Pastors by establishing once and for all that Ted Cruz really is a piece of shit. We springboard from the song "Jesus Loves the Little Children" to a discussion of whether it's racist to refer to people as "red, brown, yellow, black, or white," and then freak out that the movie Titanic came out a quarter of a century ago. We delve into prostitution (well, into a discussion about prostitution) and whether there's really anything wrong with paying for sex. Biebers involve meat and earbuds.