After addressing the pressing issue of acting dogs at the top of the show, we lament the state of our national “health care” system. We hear from a couple of our Midwestern listeners (whose accents we mock), one of whom is a blatant ageist. We discuss the upcoming Elon Musk-hosted episode of SNL, and then talk about the temptation to demonize those with whom we disagree. We get some philosophical pushback on Christian’s abortion solution, and then we share biebers involving marketing and Twitter posts