In this episode of Drunk Ex-Pastors, after Christian brings our attention to a recent sex scandal involving a middle school teacher's storage closet and Jason weighs in on how little Israel matters to the issue of biblical prophecy, the DXPs put the matter of the "dad bod" to rest for good (not because it's not an interesting topic, but because it apparently can't be addressed without anger, hurt feelings, nearly destroyed iPads, and the majority of the discussion left on the cutting room floor). After the mid-show break (and after Jason issues his hat-in-hand mea culpa) we take a few listeners' questions, addressing such fundamental questions as "What does God look like?" and "If Jason is so smart, why the hell can't he find a job?" Christian is biebered by something technological (now there's a role reversal), while Jason's bieber involves the food-ordering practices of adventurous eaters. Also, we'll take The Rapist for $200, Alex