We kick off this episode with some brief reflections on the recent Republican presidential debate, and then discuss how Russia FOR SURE didn't assassinate that one coup leader dude. We talk about a retired guy who builds monolithic structures in his backyard in his spare time, and then speed through random thoughts involving stretchy jeans, Indiana Jones, car antennas, and left vs. right. "Pastor Jack's Off" returns, and we share biebers involving traffic and bread bags.