In this episode of Drunk Ex-Pastors, Jason and Christian revisit WWII and debate whether saving one Jew was worth killing 250,000 Japs (Christian seems to think so), leading us into a discussion about whether someone can be a noble soldier serving an ignoble national agenda (during which Jason accidentally compares the U.S. to Nazi Germany). The subject of racism emerges again, forcing us to rate just how racist Southerners are on a scale of 4 – 10 (there simply aren't any numbers lower than 4 on this scale), after which we tackle the topic of parents virally video-shaming their kids. Jason's bieber involves prohibiting white people from naming streets, while Christian is biebered by radio stations in the summer.

Also, get in line, starving Africans, because our church's prayer chain is clogging up the pipeline with requests for God to heal little Timmy's sniffles.