Episode #67 of Drunk Ex-Pastors begins with a brief discussion about all the ways Jason is the worst Catholic ever, but then moves on to the question of why (1) if you love guns you're most likely an evangelical Christian, and (2) if you're an evangelical Christian you most likely miss the entire point of everything Jesus taught. We take a call from an ex-Catholic atheist asking what the point of prayer is, which leads to the issue of why smart atheists always choose stupid Christians to engage rather than picking on ones their own size. The Roseburg shooting comes up, giving way to a discussion about whether the gunman was targeting religious people, and if so, whether it's OK to be a religious person who lies about being religious. We then launch into our two new segments, "Dick Move, God" and "Feeding Friendsy," the former of which tells the story of young women getting crushed to death for not being hot enough, and the latter supplies some important tips for the post-Rapture crowd who got left behind. Jason is biebered by having to waste his time patiently, while Christian's bieber has to do with subjecting himself to idiots in the noble service of this podcast.

Also, you're a non-practicing Jew? Hey, I'm a non-practicing virgin!