In our very first video-recorded episode of Drunk Ex-Pastors (courtesy of David and Kevin from the Charred Barrel Society), Jason and Christian explore the merits of a new religion called "Pastafarianism," after which we address the "War on Christmas" and the supposedly nationwide outcry over Starbucks' new holiday cups in particular. We then take a listener's question about how much a potential president's religion matters before addressing the recent terrorist attacks in Paris. We spend a fair bit of time debating another caller's question about whether prayer really works, which leads us down various rabbit holes such as why God allows evil, what role free will plays in God's plan, and whether biblical history really functions the way many believers wish it did. Our attention then turns to the phenomenon of non-religious people sending their children to Christian schools, which causes our resident agnostic to both bemoan his own youth while simultaneously wondering whether his own kids could use a bit more Jesus in their lives. Our "Dick Move, God" segment introduces us to someone who unfortunately seemed to experience God killing their good parent while praising the crappy one. Christian is biebered by Hollywood money, while Jason's bieber involves having clueless followers.

Also, "Don't worry about the vase."