This episode of Drunk Ex-Pastors begins with an in-depth breakdown of the New Star Wars film that neither of us had seen yet (turns out it was awesome), after which we debrief a bit about the Cash Peters interview from our last show. Christian then describes how his company does "mission trips," which is weird since it makes no sense to do nice things for underprivileged people when you hate Jesus. We address a caller's observation that we are "sarcastic" (wow, you figure that out on your own, genius?), and then address Bernie Sanders's suggestion that ISIS was caused by styrofoam Big Mac containers and AquaNet. We then turn to the question of how alike Trump and Hitler are on a scale of 6-10, after which we springboard from Princess Leia's lip implants to Hollywood's preference for young, thin women. In our "Feeding Friendsy" segment we weigh in on whether Confederate flags and crescent moons are the same, and our "Dick Move, God" segment introduces us to a budding entrepreneur who loses his business and meets financial ruin because he didn't think to purchase demon insurance. Christian is biebered by elevator etiquette, while Jason's bieber involves messy nuts.

Also? By choice, man!