This post-cruise episode of Drunk Ex-Pastors (featuring a slightly under-the-weather Catholic and an at-death's-door agnostic) begins with a tale about a near-fatal "three-hour tour" and a free lesson in how to make a drug cocktail that sounds delicious and will for sure kill you. We break down Palin's eloquent endorsement of Donald Trump and then turn our attention to the ongoing armed and illegal occupation of government lands in Oregon by law-abiding patriots, which leads us into a discussion of the role of civil disobedience in America's history. We then spend some time talking about the miraculous release of American pastor Saeed Abedini from an Iranian prison by Barack Obama and Jesus. Speaking of swarthy people, the Oscars nominated zero of them. We discuss how racist this apparently is, as well as how racist we are when no one's watching. Christian's bieber involves David Bowie "putting on his red shoes and dancing the blues" in hell, while Jason is biebered by not being allowed to call the cops on more people.

Also, this episode may seem short, but Jason did edit out about 45 minutes of coughing.