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We begin this episode of Drunk Ex-Pastors with a complete and cavalier dismissal of most medical and psychological "syndromes" (we don't trust things we can't relate to) and then foray briefly into an anti-technology rant for some reason. We then spend some time coddling and placating our audience and their blind devotion to Cam Newton (yes, he is a wonderful man off the field; no, we're sure you're right that he doesn't have a single arrogant or taunting bone in his body; and yeah, we're well aware he can feed five thousand hungry people with five loaves and two fish. Geez, if you people spent half that energy worshiping Jesus instead of this guy you'd actually have a chance at not being Chinese water tortured for all eternity). We spend some time discussing the nature of God's involvement in the world, and then watch a video warning us about Obama Bin-Hitler's sinister plans to kill 75% of Americans because of their Christian faith (and apparently he'll also be holocausting himself since he's a believer too). We try out a new segment titled "Pagan Repent!" in which Jason attempts to get past Christian's hardened and seemingly impenetrable heart by trying to make the faith more palatable. Jason is biebered by all the eggshells that he walks upon.
Also, "Ecclesial Playboys." It's a thing.
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We begin this episode of Drunk Ex-Pastors with a complete and cavalier dismissal of most medical and psychological "syndromes" (we don't trust things we can't relate to) and then foray briefly into an anti-technology rant for some reason. We then spend some time coddling and placating our audience and their blind devotion to Cam Newton (yes, he is a wonderful man off the field; no, we're sure you're right that he doesn't have a single arrogant or taunting bone in his body; and yeah, we're well aware he can feed five thousand hungry people with five loaves and two fish. Geez, if you people spent half that energy worshiping Jesus instead of this guy you'd actually have a chance at not being Chinese water tortured for all eternity). We spend some time discussing the nature of God's involvement in the world, and then watch a video warning us about Obama Bin-Hitler's sinister plans to kill 75% of Americans because of their Christian faith (and apparently he'll also be holocausting himself since he's a believer too). We try out a new segment titled "Pagan Repent!" in which Jason attempts to get past Christian's hardened and seemingly impenetrable heart by trying to make the faith more palatable. Jason is biebered by all the eggshells that he walks upon.
Also, "Ecclesial Playboys." It's a thing.

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